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Mmmm.. Female Pigtatude!
So, I was exploring the world of mental-unhealth as made possible to me by the WORLD OF THE INTERNETS! and I came across this little piece of nuts.
Of course the Scienctologists don't want you to see this!
What it is, in a nutshell (heh), is Tom Cruise talking about being a Scientologist and how great it is! I think it's supposedly some kind of indoctrination video. I DARE you to diagram a single sentence he says. Double Dog Dare you.
So, Tom Cruise is in a cult, that's not really my point. I'm not going to lie to you, I find Tom Cruise to be very very attractive. I don't know why, but I'm not alone as there are several million (and men) who's panties get wet when he makes out with Brad Pitt (there goes another pair!) I'm not going to lie to say that I would, given half the chance, ride his tiny little body raw and send him away wet --cash on dresser, gotta pay him fast to make sure he doesn't do something gross like.. say... try to talk to me.
So, my husband shows me this indoctrination video with Tom rambling like a lunatic. Honestly, I didn't hear a word he said half the time. Why? Because while he was spewing crazy about SPs and self KPTs and BDS or what ever, I was just staring at his pretty mouth and thinking about the things I'd do to his face if I could.
Is this what it's like to be a 'typical man' when a girl is telling a long pointless story? Am I, in fact, a female pig? 'Cause if I am, that's awesome!
(P.S. I shared this thought with my husband, he laughed. He said something afterwards, but I don't remember what, I was thinking about his butt.)
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